Thursday, June 01, 2006

Golf..5/30

This is a grave that is on the 11th hole at Smyrna National golf course. The unique thing is the front of the head stone has the mans name on it. The two sides has his two wives names on them. The first wife only lived to be 30 and rumor has it that at this very spot she accused him of moving his ball out from behind the tree. Well he had no choice but to beat her to death with a hickory shafted 5 iron. The second wife was playing golf with him and he went to this very tree to take a leak. Wife #2 got the wrong idea and said something to him and he beat her to death with a hickory shafted seven iron. A few years later he was killed when his horse drawn golf cart lost control and slammed into the tree. The impact did not kill him but 2 broken clubs flew from his bag and pierced his body thus killing him. Man wouldn't that be cool if it was true.

Heres the scores from Tues. Man I even had me going.

3 Comments:

At 12:54 PM, Blogger Caulkboy said...

I hope his scorecard reflected the swings it took to get the job done.

 
At 8:43 PM, Blogger cpt. Dick said...

I don't know what his score was but both wives were under.

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger Pee Wee said...

Great story.

And good score dude!

 

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