Monday, September 21, 2009

Titan's on a suck-a-thon

Just in case you didn't know the Titan's are doing the best to get the number one pick this year.Two games into the season and they are 0 and 2. Loosing the first game to the Steelers by 3 after missing 2 field goals that should have been chip shots!!! Then yesterday they were up 21 to 7 and self destructed loosing 31 to 34 to Houston because we can't seem to cover any of the wide receivers or put pressure on the quarterback. This is how bad it is.
This is Scotty. He sits two seats over from me at the games. This picture was taken in the first quarter and Scotty is sound a sleep. Now I could have taken this picture in the second , third , or fourth quarter and it would still look the same. Other than sometimes his tongue was hanging out and snot was dripping off the end of his nose. Now come on guys ... he paid 50 bucks for that seat and wasn't awake more than two minutes the whole game. Surely you can do better than that. The only good thing to come out of this was Scotty wasn't spilling his 7 dollar beer all day.
Goooooo TITANS.

4 Comments:

At 5:05 PM, Blogger Jessie Wallace said...

There’s something re-affirming about a guy who can handle stress well enough to sleep in a room where there are 65,000 other people who are (at least) wide awake. I got a new hero and his name is Scotty. Thanks Captain

 
At 7:15 AM, Blogger Caulkboy said...

Early on in the game, after a Titans score, the stadium crew set off some fireworks. That and the previously mentioned 65,000 wide awake fans celebrating, must have awaken Scotty. Scotty turned to his buddy Gary and said "Hey Gary, buy me a beer". Gary bought Scotty a beer and Scotty went back to sleep.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Pee Wee said...

Dudes,

Anybody with that gay-ass haircut slash sideburn fixture and is a pass out.....he deserves to have somebody piss in his ear. Especially if that was before half-time. I'm just sayin'......

 
At 7:26 AM, Blogger Caulkboy said...

HaHa! Scotty is the butt of quite a few jokes and he brings a lot of it on himself. Like someone pointed out at the game as Scotty was climbing the mountain we call section 333, "Hey look, it's Jimmy Connors!" Obviously refering to Scotty's choice of attire.

 

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