Fun in the mud

PeeWee called me last week and invited me out to the ranch for some practice in the mud on Saturday. Well with my new found expert status I thought I better get all the practice in that I could. Temps in the high 40's and dodging rain showers we set out to see what kind of fun or trouble we could get into. The strange thing was that parts of the ranch had good traction and the next section had the traction of a stick off butter in a Teflon frying pan. It was still a great day to ride and what a good time. This just happened to be my turn to entertain. I'll bet I was on the ground more than on the bike . The picture is when I dropped it and the front fender was up next to a tree and it being cold the plastic didn't hold up to well. It looked spectacular but really wasn't much. I'll put it on the wall of shame with Barry's fender. So much for my maiden voyage as an expert.
Bowling Monday night went a lot better. A good night for myself and Henry ( the Beast ). The Seamen have picked up 12 of a possible 14 points the last 2 weeks due to the skills of the Beast and the Cpt. Next week is looking just as good.
Beast.....181...193....182
Cpt........223...231....211

Sealing the deal

With the weather finally breaking we had a chance to seal the top of the camper. I also like any excuse to take off work. Troy came over to help to make sure I didn't paint myself into a corner. Other than the leaves that kept blowing into the sealer it went very well. We also replaced the alternator, added a muffler hanger and tied up some other loose ends.
This picture is of the new curtains Julie made for me . They also go on the side windows that I think looks cool as hell. Jenny got the new seat covers to make the drivers compartment look a lot better. New mirrors installed so that only leaves the tires that will be taken care of next week.

HEY YA'LL GOING TO BRISTOL?

What?

Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day everyone. I hope everybody has their heart on. Patsy and I went to Hooter's for a bite to eat and when we sat down at the table we noticed some women across the street selling some thing out of a van. They were jumping around waving these signs. The sign said Fantasy Basket. Well come to find out these women are with one of these home sex toy party things. So their selling dildo's on the street corner. Now its 20 degrees and the wind is blowing about 20 m.p.h. Now if you by a dildo when its this cold is it going to be shrunk up until you get it home and warm it up? The waitress tried to sell me a Hooters calendar and I told her I thought I would do my shopping across the street. She said that was a good choice. I don't know if this is legal or not , but the cops went by about 10 times and never stopped. Did I mention it was colder than hell and they probably didn't want to get out of their car. What's next selling sex on the street?

50th

photo by Peewee
A couple weeks ago Patsy said she wanted to take me out to dinner for my birthday. I said that the kids would probably want to take me out to so why not wait to see what they was going to do. Patsy said no I want to go out , but just me and you. I said ok so we are going to Logans steak house on the 3d. When we got there thats when I knowed I'd been had. I started recognizing people and then spotted presents and balloons and OH shit , They got me. I couldn't believe all that was there. I want to thank all that came out and for all the gifts. I don't get fooled easy , but this was very well organized. Its hard to get old with a great group of friends and family around you. The next 50 years I wont be as hard to fool.

All things Green

If I decided to go into drag racing or tractor pulling this is what it would look like.